car hold

cool name for garage

I parked my car in my car hold.

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muscle cars

muscle cars are better then rice burner, there slow pieces of shit that sounds like a cow getting it up the ass!

my 69 chevy nova will smoke any rice burner that even thinks about racing me.

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L-CARS

In the world of Star Trek, L-CARS is an acronym for "Library Computer Access and Retrieval System."

Data: "Captain, a foreign nanovirus has infiltrated the ship's L-CARS and is attempting to rewrite the main computer's command subroutines."

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CAR-15

Compact M-16 you use to cap tha niggaz wit that ya hate

mutha fucka im gonna cap yo silly ass wit diz CAR-15 n make sho you dun see mah momma again

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car ninja

A person who displays incredible and/or aggressive driving skills. This may include but is not limited to speeding, cornering, parking, or otherwise steering the vehicle with a swiftness and death defying nature that cause other motorists to cower in fear.

Wearing all black and carring shurikens while driving are not necessary to be a car ninja but they make ya look damn cool...and probably highly arrest-able.

Driver - See that parking space. Bam! I there. That other car in front? ZOOM. Ha! I cut him off like that! I am a car ninja.
Passenger - {meekly} I'd like to get out now.

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Car-pet

The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.

"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!

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Car Purpose

Rather then a car "Accident" , This is a deliberate attempt to get into a car crash. Some ways of achieving this is having crazy roadrage or closing your eyes on the highway.

Tom: Dude my car is fuckin totalled!!
Clark: That was a sweet Car Purpose , he hit you dead on!!

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