computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

Computer Bunny

A biological male who is interested in tech related things, while constantly switching from being masculine to feminine.

Did you see that Jake guy today, he was wearing a skirt right?
Yeah, he's a real computer bunny, ya know?

computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

computated

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher

Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.