Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

egg stink

fart. To expel the built up byproduct gases of your digestion and internal decay. The rotten smelling sulfuric methane rich gas emissions from the anus.

Even when I blow an egg stink no one notices.

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bacon and eggs

Anything that goes together well.

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?

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Chucky Egg

A boiled egg.

egg, boiled egg, chucky egg

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ham and egg it

To step up one's game when other teammates are not playing well.

When Kobe went down with an injury, the team had to ham and egg it for the first half of the season.

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curried eggs

The act of dipping your sweaty balls in curry powder and having an Indian lick and/or suck them

Do you like my curried eggs?
Yes. Thank you very much. Come again.

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