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To get out of everything when you are a foreigner
Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"
Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"
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The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
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A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.
See: pedophile
I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…
See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english
Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.
Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon
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Joe: I’m gonna take English A Levels
Mama: Oh no! Are you ok???
Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.
Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.
Yup thats a Typical English girl.
The type of english all white girls write while they are texting. Something a 5 year old learning how to write would write.
White girl english is this: Period. Slayy. Absolutely gorgeous. We should def go out and eat food and like chew with our mouths like animals do ykykykyk. O. M. G. SLAYY