shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.
Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.
The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.
after a wekend in talladega extreme diearhea drowzeies and sick ness occur
I was glued to the toilet with Dega flu after the 500 race
João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."
The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19
YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu