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the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.
Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"
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The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.
Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
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noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.
Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.
Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
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Any Friday when you day drink with your besties. It's a marathon, not a sprint! Drink enough to maintain your buzz, but DO NOT fall asleep - that defeats the whole purpose of the day. For a Friday to be a Super Friday, you must get drunk during the day then walk around with your friends and show off your drunken-selves. Turns any boring Friday into a fabulous Friday with friends!
To make moving my friend out of her apartment fun and enjoyable, we had a Super Friday. We drank all day and moved her stuff across the city making fools of ourselves along the way.
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Common greeting given on Friday, the traditional end of the working week. Used to express the feeling of intense relief and anticipation that comes on the verge of the glorious weekend.
"Boy the fuck howdy, it's friday."
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When a guy is having sex with two others. One man is getting fellatio, while the other is giving anal. The guy in the middle is getting rotated rotissrie style between the 2 men.
"Hey Corey, wanna join us for a Friday Night Weber? We need a third!"
Knowledge of, or pertaining to, types of alcohol, drink recipes, locations of parties and/or the best clubs in town. Also known as drunken education.
John: Damn man, Rick knows the names of all the drinks I describe, and can tell me the clubs where they make them the best!
Randy: Yeah, he's got quite a bit of Friday Night Knowledge