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Some dumb asshole who jerks off and pissed in your closet
Hey what’s Hunter Valley doing? Oh he’s pissing in my fucking closet
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A grosely obese woman of disturbingly unattractive qualities, both physiological & psychological.
Heavy alcohol intoxication had blurred my judgement. Needless to say, this morning I awoke to find the woman sleeping next to me was a real truffle-hunter. (AKA Pig)
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A Syfy channel television show about a group of ghost hunters called The Atlantic Paranormal Society, and led by a couple of frauds named Jason and Grant.
"Did you see the fake ghost footage the ghost hunters tried passing off last night, them frauds hit an all time low!"
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That guy whos the son of a firefighter and just might turn out to be a preacher when he's older. For some odd reason he loves cheese and pee'ing on things. His shelf consists of the Rocky anthology and multiple copies of kotor, fable, and spyro (god knows why). He has that one Asian friend who's really smart but doesn't pay attention. He's the number one mob boss on Mafia wars and doesn't really care. His dogs barely ever get away from humping anything shaped somewhat like the Sydney Opera house. All mormons are dumb; as are JW's. Btw their books don't burn. He spends time updating wookiepedia and sails around the seas as woody walrus of the frigid north.
hunter poulson: I LIKE CHEESEEEE =DDDDDDD
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Girls that try very hard to profit from simps by putting stuff such as gamer girl in their bio and showing themselves off.
A: Someone gift me in fortnite im a gamergirl i need it
B: ur such a simp hunter
7👍 3👎
When a man holds open the mouth of his sexual partner and inserts his member into said orifice.
My baby's mouth is so small that when she goes down on me I gotta protect my unit 'Crocodile Hunter' styles.
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