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Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.
He wouldn't talk until we gave him ye ol' Cold spoon
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A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking
'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'
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When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.
John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"
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Damn girl he had a small spoon refering to the guys penis
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Gettin' a little "frisky" while spoon'n your girl when she's on her period
Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!
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When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.
A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.
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the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.
“I heard that Anal Spooning isn’t great for the little spoon.”
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