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Literally Sally’s bff and number one fan
“Wow you’re such a Jeff”
“Omg thanks but I’m actually a loser named Ben”
Hard ass baller who never lets up & artificially sucks me off!
v rare kind of jeff (one)
this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes
A guy who thinks he knows everything and only his opinion counts. Usually, Jeff claims everyone may have an opinion, but you're dumb. Jeff is misbehaved, but every Jeff makes part of an intelectual elite he invented himself and thinks his way of writting is the only correct model of doing it, even though we can't write properly. Also, some Jeffs may have a Portuguese 'tacho' somewhere.
Group: Hey guys, our event was great.
Jeff: Yeah nice haha, but next time try to do it better, it wasn't as successful as when I've done it.
He’s the perfect guy.
I will love him forever.
Him is the bestest.
I love you Jeff
A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.
Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!
jeff is everybodys best friend
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff
"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."