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IF you have seen "jagerbombs" on youtube....A scumbag from North Jersey that thinks that their gaudy look is actually cool. These rats are know for their poor taste in style, their illiteracy, and their horrible disgusting accents.
Jersey Rat description: Weak ass Kangol hats, frosted tips, steroids, tanning beds, tacky families, small brains, tiny penis', horrible dancing to weak techno shit, played out Gucci wear that Master P gave to Goodwill.
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the most misunderstood place in the world
Are you from Jersey?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jersey Shore fist pump!
No, people from New Jersey don't do that. It's fake it's a tv show and the people aren't even from New Jersey.
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ok. i have lived in new jersey my whole life, so i'll give you the real definition of new jersey.
ok, first of all, we think the sun shines out of our asses, and guess what, it does. we think were better than everyone. we're the prettiest girls alive, and we know it for a fact. don't mess with us, cause we will mess you up.
also, we actually think its pathetic how everyone makes fun of us. you people are only bringing us down to make yourselves feel better. "your a joisey girl!" HAHA, no. its not joisey, its jersey.
we curse like crazy over here. we say "yo" alot. we really don't care about what you think about us.
& for all you shoobies out there who claim you hate us, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE TO VACATION IF YOU DONT LIKE US? you dont have to come here, cause we dont want you.
we drive better than you, so shut your damn traps.
yeah, so really, new jersey is a great place to live. & like, if our gonna make a rude comment, shut the fuck up, because you have no room to talk if you don't live here.
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The state where the Statue of Liberty is.
Located within New Jersey waters off Liberty State Park on the 12 acre Liberty Island (...), the Statue of Liberty stands 305'1" from ground to the tip of the torch looking out over NY Harbor.
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When someone enters jersey, and quickly realizes that all the bullshit they talked on us was wrong. They can now not leave jersey until they have at least:
1. They have visited Wawa/711
2. Went to the shore, specifically Seaside
3. Went to Six Flags: Great Adventure, rode Kinda Ka
4. And ordered a hoagie
Yooo last weekend my Mom dragged me into jersey... don't tell anybody but I got Jersey fever! I couldn't leave....
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Dirty Jersey is when you are fucking a girl in the ass from behind while she throws up into a trashcan.
This act is best performed with jersey girls who are well known for being trashy
I was going dirty jersey on this bitch last night. She was so nasty my shoes smelled worse than my dick!
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A skier originating from the state of New Jersey. Generally goes out-of-state to "ski" because there are no large ski resorts in New Jersey.
Jersey skiers exhibit the habits of gapers, but exhibit some of there own unique traits, such as skiing with just a balaclava, but no helmet and skiing without poles.
Jersey skiers are famous for their stance, in which their skis are spread very far apart, and usually in a slight or not-so-slight V shape.
That Jersey skier just gaped that jump without poles!
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