1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.
2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.
3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.
Bro, my friend John and I did the Kentucky Vacuum Cleaner last night. It was awesome.
When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.
Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.
Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.
We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.
When you are fucking your cousin so hard that she has to get a neck brace.
Hey Billy how's Sally?
Oh she's in the hospital after I gave her the old Kentucky Neck Brace last night
A mythical creature who lives in Frackville, Pennsylvania. Can be spotted in Laurel ridge and at the tain. If you come across the Kentucky bear man, do not be alarmed. He is made of booze and creatine.
Oh my good god, was that the kentucky bear man?
Yes, he looks pretty big and obliterated.
a tasty drink, better known as a hot toddy which is comprised of hot tea and whiskey. Produces a very soothing effect on the throat.
I'm kinda sick and i have some jack daniels, think i'll make some kentucky cough syrup.
The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This practice is actually outlawed in Raywick, ky.
Also known as a South Georgia hog hunt.
This is almost as much fun as a kentucky dog fight.
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