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This is another way of saying you slept really well. People feel like they had good sleep when they obtain deep sleep. Deep Sleep is one of the 4 sleep cycles and some think it is one of the most important. Since logs do not move by themselves once placed on the ground, to sleep like a log is sleeping so good that you do not move.
A similar saying to "sleep like a log" is "slept like a baby". Both are ways of saying you slept undisturbed throughout the night.
The opposite is when someone says they tossed and turned all night. This is not sleeping like a log. You are moving all over the place which means you are not getting quality sleep. It is likely you are getting light sleep vs deep sleep. This is when people wake up still feeling tired.
Oh, you can't sleep? Take some melatonin and you will sleep like a log.
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Dang, I can't believe it is morning already. I sleeping like a log last night.
verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.
Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?
Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.
Guy: whats that?
Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.
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Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.
I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
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Flog your log came from the movie "Grease." Flog your log means to jack off.
OMG Justin, are you about to flog your log?
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A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.
Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!
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When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
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The act of shitting in the shower, picking it up and throwing it from the shower to the toilet.
Leopold preformed a Belgium log toss before breakfast, this morning.