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When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
A place of residence or secret spot close to work for a midday tune-up
Your new place is totally lunch fuck friendly
Getting so angry you throw your lunch at someone. Occurs when flipping the fuck out or flip shit for no reason at all.
What happen Chris was throwing one's lunch after i asked where his folder was.
3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.
Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"
Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."
B: "Oh... What did you have?"
E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."
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A lunch lady at your high school, usually middle age, hated, and calls children fat ass for buying two lunches.
Sharron Evans at Abington Heights is a bitch lunch lady.
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A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.
Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.
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