Mexican Gunfight

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!

“I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”

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Mexican Milkshake

Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it

Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake

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Mexican Impact

placing a ratchet or wrench on a stubborn nut then beating it with a hammer to break it

I had to use the old mexican impact to get that bolt off. didn't have the right size socket for the gun.

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Mexican Wombat

A sexual move where you grab the males penis between your feet and jack him off with your feet while he fingers you.

Last week my girlfriend gave me a mexican wombat because I have a foot fetish.

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Mexican Yawn

Similar to to the Mexican Wave, the Mexican Yawn is the inevitable ripple of yawns through a group of people proceeding after witnessing the first "source yawn". The source yawn must be seen and heard in order to have maximum effect.

Dave, having only slept for 3 hours that night, kept starting the the Mexican Yawn during our office meeting.

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mexican volleyball

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.

-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.

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Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.

4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"

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