Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.

wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!

Ugly onion

Someone who smells and looks like an onion

In a sentence it is used as she/he looks like a ugly onion

Long Onion

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

onion soup recipe

ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.

recipe:

slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well

put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.

wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre

Serve the Onion

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.