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the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken
person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin
A pumpkin is a person, usually a boy. Too scared to confess his feelings for another boy when they're in a very close best friendship, so they unofficially keep being "lovers" while draining the other boy of the validity, never letting them accept they're more than friends.
Roman is a pumpkin, he is in denial
The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.
“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”
Personal Blumpkin: Beating off while taking a shit
Dude!! I feel like a new man after that pumpkin!!
A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!