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A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.
Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"
Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.
Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"
Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"
Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
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When a vagina smells horribly bad.
Damn that bitch got some stanky pussy!!
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When one man believes he has game yet there is always no pussy for him
Just tell your freind, "There is no pussy for mike"
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Bit like proper golf only with a pussy hole
Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do
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Hoodrat: Hey boy you looking for some jaw pussy?
Man: Hell no skank!
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another word for wet and tight
My pipes were leaking and Monika's Pussy, but they are fine now.
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business in the front and party in the back. When a girl has well-groomed pubic hair, but forgets to tirm her gooch and ass.
"Dude, I was drilling this chick doggystyle, when I looked down and seen her pussy mullet."
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