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Good Friend

Dylan.

Dylan is a good friend.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022


How Much A Dollar Really Cost?

A detrimental question paralysing my thoughts, known to give a gut feeling.. yall

"How much a dollar really cost?
The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
Twenty years ago, can't forget
Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
My American tongue was leery
Walked out the gas station
A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand
Stressin' about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost
"

by JoeBungaLover May 15, 2022

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Monika's Pussy

another word for wet and tight

My pipes were leaking and Monika's Pussy, but they are fine now.

by JoeBungaLover August 17, 2020

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25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT

When you need a song that will rape and fucking crush your skull.

I need some 25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT or I'll suffer withdrawal.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022

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Joe Bunga

The god of all, who stars in the Joe Bunga franchise my DatPatKill Productions and KillDatPat.
He is sexy as hell and so handsome and can cook anything

Wow! Have you seen the Joe Bunga anime!
Yeah!

by JoeBungaLover July 10, 2021