sloth rape

Unwanted penetration from a sloth.

I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)

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Debate Rape

When you undeniably slaughter your opponent in a debate round.

Wyatt:"Hey, Max, you absolutely destroyed that team"
Max:"Yeah, that was debate rape, we're pretty much on the rape train."

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mosh raping

When tightly compacted in a crowd during a concert or "show" with someone else's body pressed up against you so hard that you couldn't move to save your life.

1.) Besides this Taking Back Sunday show totally blowing, David's totally mosh raping me.

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Learn Rape

forcing knowledge upon someone against their will.

when at a party and someone asks a know-it-all, "what do you do for a living". The know-it-all then proceeds to learn rape this person with information on a topic, such as quantum physics, while using jargon or scientific terminology when they know the other person doesn't want it or like it.

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gum rape

The forcing of gum upon a person with bad breath that initially refuses it.

Nigel's breath smelled horrible, but when I asked him if he wanted some gum, he refused. So I gum raped him.

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Trade Rape

The process of making an awful trade in fantasy football.

John- Dude, I just got Plaxico Buress for Ronnie Brown from Kevin!

Steve- Man, you got trade raped. Plaxico Buress is in jail for like 3 years.

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Rape Eye

Word used to describe the look a man (or woman) gives when viewing any person they find sexually attractive (and who may or may not be under-age) and hence, would like to get inside of.

Woah dude, check out Collin's rape eye! He's checkin out that jailbait in the corner!

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