Girlfriend Say Yes Day

Hey guys, your girlfriend will have to say yes to anything you say.

Go and clean the dishes.

Girlfriend say yes day

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What Does The Fox Say?

A polite way to say, "What the fuck?"

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?

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that's what he didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.

Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."

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We don't say that in America

Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.

Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?

Guy 2: Your girlfriend?

Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America

Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.

Guy 2: *fuck yes*

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if your gay say what

when you say "if your gay say what" very quietly so your friend cant here making them say "what"

Bob: Hey Bobby if your gay say what (very quietly)
Bobby: WHAT?
Bob: HAHAHA YOUR GAY!

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oofta say smokes

A term used by a minnesotan refering to a hottness of a women. Used a lot while passing aq hot chick.

"Did you see Karen's thong just now? Oofta say smokes!"
"Oofta say smokes! that bitch was on fire!"
"You see the rack on that? Oofta say now!"

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How To Say Justin Bieber

a useless video that is posted on over 3000 definitions on urban dictionary, for some strange reason. People go to the video to dislike it and put comments like "thumbs up if urbandictionary sent you here again"

when i was looking up definitions for "black metal", i was NOT looking for how to say justin bieber

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