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The act of liking someone/thinking they like you after having only exchanging a of couple words with each other. Extreme cases include no words been said but instead just them staring at you for around a second, enough for you to fall in love with them or for you to think they love you.
Person 1: I’m in love with that girl from maths I’d do anything for her to be my gf.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: When I was leaving class she asked me if we have any homework due tomorrow when she could of asked anyone.
Person 2: Man you’ve got extreme Keefy syndrome she don’t like you she got a bf plus why would she like you fat fucking shit get a life you cunt.
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Mike Syndrome is a disease where you shoot and you are unable to score. Side effects include posting, rq, and being bad
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Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.
Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight
Jinkies... he punched the hell out of me! I'm having velma syndrome right now!
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"I Said That Syndrome" when a person kept repeating the same words that you just said like one second ago. very similar to echoe or parrot syndrome. it's super contagious and super annoying so beware because there is no cure for this disease.
"Dude, i almost choke the shit out of my co- worker this morning during our meeting because of her IST syndrome- she kept repeating what i just said like a dumb parrot."
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The act of jumping off a bridge after a bad day at work, after Inspector Javert in Les Misérables.
St. Peter: Why are you dead?
John: My Javert Syndrome acted up after I didn't get my pay raise.
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A disease where the afflicted individual falls hopelessly in love with another guy or girl. Symptoms can be split into first and second stage.
During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.
During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
Greyson: I just can't stop thinking about her!
Maksi: What do you mean?
Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?
Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
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When someone who is trapped in a bad or toxic relationship but instead of getting out of it they become more attached and fall in love with the toxic individual.
Dylan has caused Matthew a lot of pain and suffering, yet Matthew still goes back to him like a loyal lap dog in any situation. Leaving both to get No Bitches but each other. This means Matthew has Stockholm Syndrome.
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