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When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.
Phil was with everyone at the game, but left because he had to take a meeting.
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to take a huge poop that hurts, or to have the burning poop sensation after eating spicy food.
Jason is taking a burn after eating Mexican dinner last night.
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(verb) to excrete a large amount of fecal matter; usually involves a 20-30 minute session on the toilet.
Stan: "Man, I gotta take a baerga!"
Carl: "Better bring a book."
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The act of stopping all operations and tasks at hand to go release a large load of fecal matter. Generally includes the removal of all clothing just to get comfortable, bringing a Phone to text, listen to music, and check your fb. Also a good time to do your homework. No one will bother you whilst doing such an act because of the horrible smell. Good idea to shower afterwards. This is only done at home or a comfortable facility. Coined by Von who refuses to use public restrooms unless deemed necessary. Can be used to leave work, awkward situations,
Von: I gotta go home...
boss: Why?
von: cause i gotta take a 20!
boss: whats that?
von: uhmmmm..its kinda hard to explain
(long puase)
Von: i dont use public bathrooms...
boss: you gotta shit?you better go in the office over there
von: yes... seriously I NEED to TAKE A 20!
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To take a shot at looking at something.
Yes, we can take an eye at it to confirm that it matches the existing condition.
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To abruptly and publicly end your association with something, usually a job or relationship. Derives from former JetBlue airline attendant Stephen Slater's flamboyant exit from the industry, when he cursed out a passenger, grabbed two beers from the galley, activated the emergency slide and exited the plane.
If that a-hole Hanrahan makes me redo that report again, I swear to God I'm going to trash this place and take the slide.
Jenny threw a fit and said I had to go with her to that lame-ass Hummel figurines convention in Tulsa again, so I just grabbed my jacket and my toaster oven and took the slide.
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intentially joking
Yo are you taking the shit?
No bro this shit is on accident
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