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A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?
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when you have a tiny penis so that when you go pee you pee on your balls.
chris: dude your breath smells so bad
johm: shutup pee balls
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A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
Oh my gawd, this recipee-pee just made me cream my panties guy!
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The sudden, violent shake of the body during or at the end of a urinating session sometimes resulting in pee hitting the seat or even the floor. The most massive jolts can be achieved in the movie theater bathroom or in dark places you have never been before.
Friend 1: 'Hey guy, I just had the nicest pee jolt at the urinal.
Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
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A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.
Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!
Person 2: Holy shit!
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The act of washing your hands in a public washroom, flicking the water on another person, and yelling PEE HANDS!
Person 1: Pee hands! *flick flick*
Person 2: Don't be gross.
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