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Someone who eats the pussy of a girl on her period
Her: No don't go down there, I am on my period!
Him: Don't worry, I am a Vampire !
damon
stefan
elijah
kol
rebekah
caroline
katherine/katerina
nadia
elena (not for long)
mikael
enzo
finn
paige (i think)
lexi
silias
amara
after an original vampire/hybrid dies the vampires that they have turned die after 1 hour
An immortal creature which only drinks blood and burn under the sun but they dont burn if they have their daylight ring on (vamps from the vampire diaries)
-hey look, thats katherine pierce, shehas been a vampire formore then 500 years
A girl with braces who gives blowjobs, typically between the ages of 16 and 20.
Tom: Dude, Stacy is such a vampire, best fluid sucker I know.
Stan: I know, she drained me too.
Something that never dies
'' Queen Elizabeth II is a vampire!''
Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
A blood sucking creature, usually very beautiful (Only the Men). They are very very triggered when they can smell blood and wanna suck it all out.
Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud