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When two bros' take shits in public bathroom stalls next to eachother while conversing
Me and Ethan just took a 25 minute bro-dump
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Frat-like dude swaying out of time to live concert.
Did you see all those frat dudes bro swaying at the radiohead concert? Clearly they were not "hep".
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The act in which a car pool of best friends, decide to skip work and take the day and do super awesome bro things of the members choice!
Every member of the group gets one to use.
"Dammit gunna be late for work again"...
"Fuck it! BRO DAY!!!
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Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship
I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.
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After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl
"Bros Before Hos"
Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!
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They lurk among you. They live in your neighborhoods. They attend your masajid. You might be sitting next to one RIGHT NOW.
Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.
Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations
But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.
other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
wallah bro: “You should wear niqab, sister, Wallah, you’re a fitnah for the men"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
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A black friend. Usually your For Bro is the best black friend you have. A Fro Bro can make good use as a source of protection.
Hey dude! Last night I got in a fight with a wigger, but my Fro Bro was there to save me!
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