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The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
El SEAT Arona es el SUV urbano por excelencia y con un diseño dinámico, en el cual tú pones tus propias definiciones al crear tu propio camino.
Persona 1: ¡Mira ya llego Lorena con su SEAT Arona!
Persona 2: WOW, con que facilidad se estacionó.
The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.
Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude
When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).
Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice
When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.
Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.
A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."