window watcher

when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.

Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?

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Window Licker

A retard, an idiot, or just a person that licks the windows on the special bus.

ALECK: After I asked out Kalli, I hight fived her because she said yes.

TIM: What the fuck!?!? Are you a window licker?

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Windows NT

A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.

Windows NT doesn't support the past 5 versions of Windows Media Player, but it runs. B|

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Windows XP

A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.

Guy 1: Dude! I just cleaned my XP! It goes a billion times faster now!

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Windows lusers

Derogatory term used to address users of the Windows operating system

"this troll must be a windoze luser"
"dell is for windows lusers"

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Break a Window

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.

Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?

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Window-licking

Window shopping, derived from french "léche-vitrines" in French, literally "window-licking".

We did some window-licking at Tiffany's, Salvator Fergamo, and Burberry.

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