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Liz Johnson, born May 2, 1974, is a professional bowler and slang for rising to perfection after tragedy. In an emotional event, the first professional sporting event to resume after the attacks, Johnson bowled the third televised perfect 300 game in PWBA history on her way to winning the Paula Carter Classic. To want a Liz Johnson is to want to turn around and overcome. She currently works at a Macy's Store in Toledo, Ohio.
Eric: "I totally blew it with the head cheerleader."
Mike: "No problem man, just take a Liz Johnson."
Eric: "I want a Liz Johnson?"
Mike: "Yeah you'll take a Liz Johnson."
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Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce
He is such a max Johnson
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A street criminal, or other rogue.
I got mugged by some johnson boys!
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fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...
fuck, hes such a tristan johnson
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Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.
Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"
Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"
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A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!
Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"
Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"
Guy: "YEAH! :D''
Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"
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A mega dumb bitch that doesn´t have a clue of what her job is supposed to be and gets mad at litterally everything that isn even a big deal
Ms. Johnson sure is a big bitch.
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