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hailey is the kind of girl who screams until you give her food or until you suck her secret dddiiiicccckkkkk
jeez hailey banks is suck a weirdo
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SUCK MY DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
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Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!
“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”
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A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂🌸 used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.
Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nå» hvisker jeg til meg selv for å roe meg ned. Jeg åpner døra. Jeg skulle gå til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter å ha gått bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til å se. Det er han. Jeg prøver å løpe til klasserommet for å få hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var våken til å si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dødd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesøsteren hans.
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A fantasy saved in a gentleman's mind for future use when masturbating.
One girlfriend to another girlfriend on girls' night out:
"God, I love your tits!! They are so big and amazing!! They are totally saved in all of the husbands' slap banks."
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A boy you have no interest in but pretend to when you are short on money to get him to pay for those activities you can't afford.
"I don't have money to go to the concert Susan. Don't worry Dianne I'll get my bank boyfriend to take care of it."
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The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.
Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!
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nigga you zoo banked
yo me an my niggas finnin get zoo banked.
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