Bag of chips
bag-uf-chps
Noun
1 Slang for โdildoโ
John: Broh, whats your favorite flavor of Bag of chips, ribbed or barbed? I like Elephant barbed.
Bob: wut
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the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip
man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover
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A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.
"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."
"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"
"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"
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extremely bad or mediocre, basically it absolutely sucks
That team we played yesterday was mad chips, they absolutely sucked.
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The crust around the vagina after a long night of fucking.
After her pussy was turned into a vatato, it dried into vatato chips
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Item used by exotic dancers, more of an accessory than clothing. Barely covers the vulva, and nothing else. Available in many styles, colors and shapes. Usually includes clear string sides, to give the appearance of nudity.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper's wearing a chip thong!
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'
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