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When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex
I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom
consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open
ay did you bring the consent condom
someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation
ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear
Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.
Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.
Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked
One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year
Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes