double fuck

When two men shove their penises up a man's ass at the same time for sexual pleasure.

Wow, he took that double fuck up the ass and had trouble walking later that day.

That double fuck really hit the spot (on my prostate).

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double nickel

The amount of points Michael Jordan dropped on the Knicks the year he came back!

MJ just came back and dropped a double nickel of those sad Knicks!

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double decker double wide

known as a gigantic tour bus

Will work for my double decker double wide.

~Keller Williams

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double standard

A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.

If a male has lots of sex, he's looked well upon.
If a female has lots of sex, she is considered a slut.

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Double standards

Public enemy number #1. The reason why society will never progress.

*Black girl hits a white man.*
Black Girl: Get the fuck off my counter you stupid nigga!

*hits back*
White Guy: Stop hitting me nigga!
The World: You're the devil and a racist mysgonist! Go to hell you creep!
White Guy: Thank you double standards, for ruining the world.

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Double Denetration

Denetration two a new level, in which the male not only penetrates through the female's denim jeans, but his own as well, inciting the penetration of two layers of denim jeans, hence double. See denetration

Daaaammn that girl's booty is too nice to wait on. Fuck, getting her naked, in fact, fuck getting me naked, its time for double denetration.

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Double-like

The process of double-liking something on Facebook by liking it, unliking it, and then liking it again.

Sara: So excited, we are going to VEGAS!
*click like button*
*click unlike button*
*click like button again*
Comment: Kate: I like that so much that I double-liked it! Can't wait!

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