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Literally applies to any situation. Can be used if you don’t know how to finish a sentence. Can be used in place of common sense.
The tomatoe is red and the broccoli is crisp foot eye.
Beautiful eyes that are shiny like water color paints.
Friend 1: “Omg girl his eyes are so dreamy!”
Friend 2: “Yeah! He has watercolor eyes!”
A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
when you’re in one place with a lot of people for a long period of time, and you begin to find people attractive that you haven’t before. phenomena that happens in situations such as camp counselors
When Ben first met Ella, she wasn’t that cute: but after spending 7 weeks counseling with her, he’s starting to get camp eyes.
to look at someone, and look away when they look back. then have someone look at you, and look away when you look back.
girl: *looks at guy*
guy: *looks at girl*
girl: *looks away*
guy: *thinks to self* eye tag?
A person who has mental deficits caused by multi generational inbreeding of a small geographically and cultural isolated population.
Some Mink Eye can play the banjo very well.
The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.
Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.
"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"