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A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known
Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay
Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap
The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
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When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.
When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much
Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt
A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
the idea of not fapping every friday
Friend: You wanna fap?
Other Friend: No its no fap friday
Biceps thats forms when you fap
Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps