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its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC
i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)
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same in the end Brad Nowell Sublime
track marks abbess IV Drug use tricks up your sleeve
“Kentucky fried chicken is all I see
It’s a hellified way to start your day.”
“I light up in the back with those tricks up my sleeve.”
-Brad Nowell from Sublime. (Same in the end lyrics)
Kentucky fried chicken is reference to the IV drug uses footprint. Like track marks or abbesses all up ones sleeve (for discretion) all resemble Kentucky fried chicken to the arm. Abbesses more so but 90s so-cal lingo none the less.
Man Brad woke up screamin about his arm looking like Kentucky fried chicken when he went for his morning shot ..He missed a beast-shot last night and got another fried chicken lookin ass abbess on his arm! Gotta hide those tricks up the sleeve.
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When you get a rock hard penis and stick it into a girl while she's in a tanning bed. Finish by spraying your ejaculate on the tanning bed until it sizzles.
Yo I was at Voon's Spunk Parlor with my boy Cloud Marlin and we gave two hotties our Egyptian Fried Bananas in the back room.
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Recipe only works with drumsticks. Cover your chicken in egg wash. Shove the drumsticks, one at a time, up your ass as far as they go. Move the stick around to collect enough feces to smother on the chicken (you get the most if you don’t shit for a couple days). Pull it out and repeat with the rest. Smear the shit all over the chicken then toss them in flour, herbs, and spices (your choice). Toss em in the fryer and fry till they’re a nice brown color.
Pairs well with an Idaho Chicken Coop.
Enjoy!
William: Oh man babe, you make the best Idaho Fried Chicken. I’m stuffed.
Kate: Thanks, I’m glad you loved it. Next time I want to try the recipe with turkey.
William: That sounds intense but I’m sure I can take it. Can’t wait!
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The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.
That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!
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the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.
"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."
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Referring to an individual with horrific facial skin problems.
Ewww.....looks like that guy has been bobbing for french fries (while still being cooked in hot oil).
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