spits when he talks

A phrase referring to a male who has no standards whatsoever in regards to whom he has sex with. A person who engages in the fucking of enormous fat bitches with big fucking baloney tits and big hairy pussies. Term is derived from the eminem lyric "I spit when i talk, I fuck everything that walks".

Man look at that cow Dave is taking home!
Yeah he spits when he talks.

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kid thinks hes nice

Expression used to describe someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't.

"Did you see that kid push that little freshman down the hall?" -Person 1
"Yea. Kid thinks hes nice"
-Me

"Look at that fag with the blow out and wife beater."-P1
"I'm telling you dude. Kid thinks hes nice" -Me

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The '[Oh no He didn't]' game

A game in which the participants watch a film or tv show and count the number of times they can logically say 'Oh no he/she/they didn't' outloud (such as when someone says something insulting or there is a 'twist' in the film) the first player to say the phrase wins the point. similar to the game bogies

The 'Oh no he didn't' game:

Film: "He killed my father"!

"No, I killed your father!!"

Player: "Oh no he didn't"

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he need some milk

a fun thing to shout when somebody gets hurt

namjoon: *falls down the stairs, breaking 59 bones*
seokjin:
jimin:
taehyung:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jungkook: hE NEED SOME MILK

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he needs some milk

A phrase usually used when someone gets hurt or fails at something.

Jeff was walking with his friend and said "Watch this!" He proceeded to fail at a cartwheel and he fell over.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

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He's so Christian Grey

A very attractive guy who you imagine performing S&M acts and having sex with you like Christian Grey does to his former submissives and current girlfriend in the book trilogy: 50 Shades of Grey.

Oh my god, that guy is soo hot. He's so Christian Grey!!

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He-bitch-man-slap

The ONLY way for a man to properly refer to a bitch slap to another man. This is done by essentialy back handing the other man in question with enough force for his eyes to spin in their sockets, giving him a clear view of his brain.

Guy 1 (loser): "I'm so cool! What up homie! I'm so cool!"
Guy 2 (p.i.m.p.): WHAP! "Bitch! Back off or I'll he-bitch-man-slap you again!"

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