fat tax

when a large or obses person joins a gym, pays the membership fees, but never goes. this way they dont have to feel guilty about their size in any way.

John: Dude, you dont fit anywhere, you seriously need to lose some weight!

Fat Jim: Hell no, i pay my fat tax!

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fat pill

(noun) A doughnut or other small sweet pastry.

If you keep scarfing down those fat pills your ass is gonna be as big as a fucking house!

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snooki fat

A woman who's shaped like a fire hydrant.

She used to look good but she let herself go and now she looks snooki fat.

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fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

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fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

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fat cake

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried

a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

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Cracked a fat

Commonly used Australian term, to obtain an erection. Can often be used as an insult in a comical sense.

Moff CRACKED A FAT!!!!!

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