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muscle cars are better then rice burner, there slow pieces of shit that sounds like a cow getting it up the ass!
my 69 chevy nova will smoke any rice burner that even thinks about racing me.
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In the world of Star Trek, L-CARS is an acronym for "Library Computer Access and Retrieval System."
Data: "Captain, a foreign nanovirus has infiltrated the ship's L-CARS and is attempting to rewrite the main computer's command subroutines."
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Compact M-16 you use to cap tha niggaz wit that ya hate
mutha fucka im gonna cap yo silly ass wit diz CAR-15 n make sho you dun see mah momma again
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A person who displays incredible and/or aggressive driving skills. This may include but is not limited to speeding, cornering, parking, or otherwise steering the vehicle with a swiftness and death defying nature that cause other motorists to cower in fear.
Wearing all black and carring shurikens while driving are not necessary to be a car ninja but they make ya look damn cool...and probably highly arrest-able.
Driver - See that parking space. Bam! I there. That other car in front? ZOOM. Ha! I cut him off like that! I am a car ninja.
Passenger - {meekly} I'd like to get out now.
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The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.
"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!
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When your parents are home or you're too cheap to buy a motel room, you and your bitch fuck in your car, hence car fucking. Usually, the man will sit in the back seat while the girl sits on him and rides his dick.
Joe: Did you and that whore go back to your place?
Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.
Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?
Dave: Fuck yeah.
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