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Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby
Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
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a tiny ass school in Park Ridge, Illinois. You’re lucky if your parents let you leave. While the uniforms aren’t actually that bad, the kids are terrible, prissy little brats, that think they’re the shit when everyone really hates them.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Janice: Saint Paul of the Cross
Bob: Oh, you’re one of THOSE kids...
An idea of racism contrived mostly by white women on twitter, and usually pertaining to a "racist" person's character in the "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" Video game. Often the offenders will have posted some sort of item of clothing or hairstyle on their in-game avatar that is deemed as "racist". A large portion of the people calling out these "racists" are not acting on behalf of actual POC's, and most POC's would likely be more concerned about the real forms of racism still going on throughout the world today.
Regular person 1: "Did you hear about the girl who got doxxed for having the wrong hairstyle on her Animal Crossing character? How insane is that?"
Regular Person 2 :"Yeah, White Women and their Animal Crossing Racism"
When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.
Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds
Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.
Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?
No fights, No bitches, No fun. Make sure to keep that bitchass shirttail tucked in or belderass will get pissy. Has a great SPED program tho. The food is good but that’s abt it. If the three divisions of schools were to combine it would prolly equal half of a public school grade. If you talking to someone they breath ton smell like mint juul. Walk down the hall and all u gonna smell is a fish market fr.
North Cross Student: “Ok we finna walk down the hall so plug yo nose”
Anyone else: “Shit it’s dat bad?”
North Cross Student: “No...Worse than that”
“North cross school”
Some fat kid, with coconut hair.
Look at that wild crossing guard teemo, what a faggot.
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