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A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.
Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!
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the slang or alternative way to say brake calipers. originating from someone mistaking brake calipers for rear brake pads which are called brake shoes
you: yo what do you think about puttin new brake shoes on my truck
me: what do you mean?
you: you know like some brembo calipers?
me: oh. yeah thatd be sweet man.
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footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
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Shoes designed and created by Louis Vuitton.
Tom: Ayy man, so I just got my stacks of cash! Guess what I blew them on.
Fred: No idea, mate.
Tom: Got me some new Louie Shoes!
Fred: Where'd you get em from?
Tom: Just that dude over there...
Fred: Yeah, there probably fake, how much you pay for em?
Tom: Just $60
Fred: Definitely, Louis Shoes cost a little bit more than that
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When a girl is sleeping, you come over to her house and shit in her shoes so that when she wakes up and puts them on, she'll have muddy shoes.
"ahhhhhh girvinvanstrangel, i've got muddy shoes
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When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.
Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
Clown shoes
Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga
Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga
Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.
His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.
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