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Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.
He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).
He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.
Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!
Replicator *delivers iced latte*
Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!
***loosely paraphrased from short story***
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Supposedly eligible males think that White jeans may help send a message that you're single and ready to mingle.
Dude, go talk to that chic in the white skinny jeans. White Jean Theory, man.
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an amazing, funny, kind, adorable, caring, and sexy (hehe) person. gwen can light up everyone’s world with just a single smile, she’s very special and if you have a girl like her in your life you should treasure her forever.
she’s a very intelligent person, and has eyes that sparkle whenever she smiles. she’s truly a beautiful person, inside and out.
wow! gwendolyn jean hallmark is so adorable
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Its a girl, a girl that is like no other. A girl that will blow your mind just when she looks at you! She is kind to everyone and always will be. Her looks are off the charts, and doesn't even realize it. Her smile.... will take your breath away! If god himself saw that smile he would die of a heart attack! She is my everything and always will be! She is the reason why i fight, the reason that I live! Courtney Jean Sheehan, I love you!
A girl that you love more then anyone in the world, a girl that when you just think about her you go crazy. This girl doesn't have to be Courtney Jean Sheehan but can be any girl that you truly love, want to spend the rest of your life with.
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When your boner gets so big it breaks your jeans.
If I don't get rid of my boner it may rip my jeans
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the definition of the most angelic being on earth and the pure ecstasy viewers of Bridgerton received whilst hearing the heart wrenching words “i BURN for you”
friend: omg it was beautiful
me: bih- was REGE JEAN PAGE typa shiii
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A Brand Of Jeans Made By Nelly
That shows off your crack
bascilly
person 1 :
man i can see that girls crack
person 2: yeah , shes wearing nellys Apple Bottom Jeans
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