A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.
Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"
A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.
John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.
When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse
“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.
This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.
Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.
This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."
The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.
Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.
John Xina also know as Jiang Xina or Zhong Xina is an exploitable image macro of WWE Wrestler John Cena Photoshopped to look like Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong. Although the phrase "John Xina" was used on Twitter as early as 2016, it wasn't until May 2021 that image macros associated with the nickname first appeared on Instagram, due to the nickname resurfacing on Twitter in May 2021 because of a viral video of Cena defending China's military pressure for reunification with Taiwan.
The joke was spread quickly, other names took place, such as Dwyane 'The Rock' Johnson renamed as The Wok.
This joke was mixed together with chinese memes, such as Social Credit tests and such.
John Xina: 大家好, 现在我有冰淇淋, 我真的很喜欢冰淇淋, 但是,速度与激情 9, 与冰淇淋相比, 我最喜欢.
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The co-lead in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, who has a beautiful laugh, and is proof that there is good in this world.
John Boyega is what makes me get up every morning.
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