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A joke that is only funny to parties that are not involved in the joke, but is depressing, frustrating, or simply not funny to parties that are involved in the joke. It is essentially the opposite of an inside joke.
Insider: I can't believe I sharted in my pants during jury duty.
Outsider: HAHAHAHAHA!
Insider: *Grrr* Yeah, I guess it's kind of an outside joke.
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A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."
-What a lame Confucius joke.
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When a joke falls so flat that one feels unregrettable shame for its very conception.
Tim's joke fell so flat with his friends that they made him feel joke shamed.
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(noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
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the act of repeating an inside joke between you and someone else way too much.
Friend 1: "Hey Michelle....the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......
Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."
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A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.
Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
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