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When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.
Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.
A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.
Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is
the act of repeating an inside joke between you and someone else way too much.
Friend 1: "Hey Michelle....the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......
Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."
A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."
-What a lame Confucius joke.
When a joke falls so flat that one feels unregrettable shame for its very conception.
Tim's joke fell so flat with his friends that they made him feel joke shamed.
A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that
My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.