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Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.
*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.
Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”
The phenomenon occurring on highways, with three or more lanes, in which slower-moving vehicles move out of the right lane, thereby disrupting traffic flow in what should be faster-moving lanes.
That guy is driving ten miles below the speed limit, but with lane inflation on this three-lane highway he is holding up traffic in the middle lane!
When a person "rides out" the lane but had the opportunity to merge before they come to the end of the lane. Then they cause everyone to slam there breaks to let them in!
When a person "rides out" the lane but had the opportunity to merge before they come to the end of the lane. Then they cause everyone to slam there breaks to let them in! "Lane Rider"
That thing where you put a starlight mint in your mouth and give oral sex so you can keep watching Hallmark Christmas movies all night long.
My jaw is sore. I took my husband to Peppermint Lane while I watched Christmas for Christmas on Hallmark channel.
Doing something stupid in your area of expertise
I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.
I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.
Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.