Green Listed

(adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.

Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"

Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."

the sunday list

The sex offenders register.

That bald cunt looks like he’s on the Sunday list

Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor

20 hamburgers

19 hot dogs
18 children
17 POTATOES
16 pounds of keyboards

15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million
14 computers
13 me me big boys
12 donuts
11 dollars

10 friends
9 phones
8 packets of Pop Rocks
7 Legacy Video Maker clones
6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo
5 hockey pucks
4 packs of Skittles
3 autographs from Taylor Swift
2 Macbook Airs
1 girlfriend

Raussy: hello and welcome to lazy grockery store how can I help you waaaeaeaeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Borish: Me would like 20 hamburgers , 19 hot dogs, 18 children, 17 *pause* POTATOES, 16 pounds of keyboards, 15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million, 14 computers, 13 me me big boys, 12 donuts, 11 dollars, 10 friends, 9 phones, 8 packets of Pop Rocks, 7 Legacy Video Maker clones, 6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo, 5 hockey pucks, 4 packs of Skittles, 3 autographs from Taylor Swift, 2 Macbook Airs, and 1 girlfriend.” (Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor)
Kayloo/Gayloo: And I would like a tomato.
*👁️👄👁️”
Raussy: O.M.G. Kay-I-You how dares you want tomato, that’s it, yous grounses. Anyways, that will be $69,420………”

Cut up list

When prisoners have their food cut up in smaller portions so they cannot use the certain food object af a weapon or sexual object

Cut up list...Hot dog, banana, apple,....

Crush list

People that you’ve had sex with

Yea we know each other...she’s on the crush list😉

Pocket list

A pocket list is a list which you keep all the good places that are worth visiting, like bars, restaurants or spots for nice views, etc. The reason why it's called a pocket list is you keep it in the pocket, so you can ‘write it down’ whenever any good idea/venue comes up.

A pocket list could be a note on your phone or just stored in your mind.

A: Let's have a night out!
B: Definitely!! What is in your mind?
A: Do you have any pocket list?
B: Yessss, how about <the bar name>?
A: Sweet. I'll meet you there!

flop list

A group of people who flop on a plan after already agreeing to come.
Floppers:
1) Chamdima's Sister
2) Blank Filler
3) White Chocolate
4) Contacts
5) Giraffe
6) MacT
7) Kin-Cheng

You are officially added to the flop list