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A 3 year old Arabic girl who started life in the United states of America. Unfortunately Joe Biden was blown up by a bomb made by Former president of the United states of America. Barrack Obama
Person 1: Hey have you heard about Joe Biden?
Person:2 What the actual fuck are you talking about.
Person:1 The Arabic child that got blown up? Haven't you heard?
Person:2 Joe Biden is the current president of the united states you fucking donkey.
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When you do anything improvissed with any confidence and you finally win.
The Raven's Club Football, won, they take a Biden
I'm going to take a Biden tomorrow with the exam
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When you accidentally leave your drugs in a government building.
Yeah, Tyrone accidentally left his bag of coke at the DMV. He really Hunter Biden’d that shit.
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George W. Bush 2.0
An interventionist neoconservative disguised as a woke democrat.
Currently in a 4-way polyamorous marriage with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Jens Stoltenberg, and Hibatullah Akhundzada, with Jill Biden as a public cover-up. Has established Ukraine as the 51st state of America. Wants to start a Second Cold War with China and Russia, sacrificing the safety and liberty of the world's citizens in the name of democracy, a failed form of government that only works in practice and has been used to "justify" forever-wars. Extremely racist, homophobic, and sniffs children. Also has dementia, can't construct a single sentence, and falls down stairs and off bikes. Is trying to inflate the US Economy to be equal with Venezuela and is making basic living for the middle class impossible, despite promising to "tax the rich".
Although i hate Trump and support LGBTQ+ rights, there is one phrase i highly agree with regardless; Let's Go Brandon.
Aaaand cue the Urban Dictionary downvote bots!
Emily 13 BLM/ACAB/KAM (Cloudself/cloud): OMG cheetopuff fascist man is gone daddy Joe Biden will save america!!!1!1!1!
Someone with actual fucking common sense: Ok bitch whatever, don't come crying to me when you die in nuclear hellfire after being drafted in Kyiv, or when you die from not being able to afford basic housing, food and electric bills.
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joe biden is the president. everybody loves him and he is great at what he does. republicans are babies. <3
democrat: hey! why are gas prices so high? i’m not aware of the reason
republican: because of joe biden. that man is the worst to exist. make america great again and get this joke out of office.
democrat: wrong
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A corporate tool just like most of the present day democrats.
Probably won't do anything for America, but that's better than trying to destroy it
Racist, but we can deal with that when he gets in office and everybody can breathe a sigh of relief
At least he acknowledges climate change
Can we just have a revolution already, the American government is enslaved to big money and Joe Biden isn't gonna change anything
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