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Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.
- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)
"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'
"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."
The worst “The office” season.
This day feels like the Office S8
this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.
Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
The guys dt drooling over the 10 year old boys wishing to deflower and cavity search them as young as a 1 year old boy or girl with their chrome extension baton sometimes puts infants in microwaves Denys parental rights without court and regularly found loitering
The scariest thing in the galaxy the Police officers peace extends to deflowering & getting blown by 5 year old boysand raping their ass as depicted on toe as advertised on google