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The act in which a car pool of best friends, decide to skip work and take the day and do super awesome bro things of the members choice!
Every member of the group gets one to use.
"Dammit gunna be late for work again"...
"Fuck it! BRO DAY!!!
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When a dude hits tries to become the best friend of someone in the room who is also a guy. Thus making the "reciever" extremely akward.
Dude, Jon is totally Bro Hitting on Lars.
I know, its kinda akward.
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Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.
Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
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After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl
"Bros Before Hos"
Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!
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Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship
I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.
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They lurk among you. They live in your neighborhoods. They attend your masajid. You might be sitting next to one RIGHT NOW.
Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.
Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations
But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.
other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.
wallah bro: “You should wear niqab, sister, Wallah, you’re a fitnah for the men"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"
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C’mon mane! We all know why you searched this up!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
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