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a drink with diet coke or pepsi and captain morgan
bartender: whatll it be
guy: give me a diet pirate
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is when you are working at a resturant you give someone their check with a pen to sign and they steal your pen;
;or could be a playfull game amongst co workers at a resturant to see how many pens they can take before the end of the night.
damn it table 13 were pen pirates!, Scott do you have an extra pen?
Wow Tommy beat us all he is the black beard of pen pirates i think hes pretty much taken just about everyones pen tonight!
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Someone who is more than happy to drop anchor in poo bay.
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A pirate on a mission for some tasty "tacos". Commonly carries anywhere from mild to Diablo "sauce" in his chest of condiments. Will stop at nothing to find the best "taco" of the universe.
"The taco pirate stops at nothing to dig into some good "tacos".
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Someone who is a meme thief is someone who steals memes and claims them to be their own.
Jonah: Sawyer, stop being a meme pirate; you're spilling memes everywhere!
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When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.
Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...
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A person who changes their own accent, phrasing, or mannerisms to match the assumed accent, phrasing, or mannerisms of their audience. Often results in embarrassment when the wrong accent or mannerism is chosen or when the audience feels offended by the pirating.
"Did you just bow to the waiter?"
"Yes, why?"
"...We're in an Indian restaurant! You're such a culture pirate!"
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