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To rub a woman's clitoris with copious amounts of salvia, employing the index finger in small circular motion to elicit ejaculation.
That bitch takes up the shitpipe but only if you polish her peanut first. See shitpipe
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The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.
Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.
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n. Several small round poo nuggets. polish prince polish abortion
Darrin's got a lot on his mind. He just gave birth to polish quints.
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The act of pulling your testicles over the waist band of your jeans and exposing them, therefor making your own belt buckle.
"I threw a sick polish belt buckle last night at the mall, you should've seen their faces!"
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When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.
Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.
We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.
Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.
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When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.
"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"
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Black is the only nail polish color that both genders like to wear.
Girls wear black nail polish because it's such a bold and incredibly sexy color. Guys (cis) wear it mostly as a fashion trend statement (e.g. social media fad) or to symbolize that they are affiliated with a certain cultural movement (e.g. goth, emo). Only some guys wear it without any externally-motivated reasons.
There is also a noticeable difference in HOW each gender wears it. Guys (cis) often do it hastily. They have no intention to fill the polish in completely, and prefer it chipped. Most would opt for matte black. This is likely to distance themselves from actually partaking in a feminine hobby, or to follow the trend. Thus for guys, it is only a means to an end. When girls wear it though, it will look unironically gorgeous and catches people's eyes. Most will get it done professionally, or do it themselves with unprecedented perfection. Girls will take the extra mile to use a base coat, and put a top coat over the black polish to make it nice and glossy. Girls also like their nails long and shaped. They'd look—as you'd expect—feminine.
Guys rocking black nails isn't anything new or remarkable, but it would take some real balls (i.e. devotion) to paint them in a sincere impeccable fashion as a girl would.
Me: Guess what?? I just bought some black nail polish
Emily: LOL, are you going to become an eboy or what?
Me: Nah, that's stupid. I just thought it would be nice to try it out.
Emily: Suuuuure
Me: Like, I'm not even joking. I even bought a gel top coat and a nail buffer! Honestly, chipped nails are so overrated. I want some of that professional salon-quality nails, you know what I'm sayin'?
Emily: Ooooo, well send me send some pics when you have them done!
Me, 10 minute later: *sends photo*
Emily: Holy shit, that's legit better than anything I've ever done.
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